March 2013
12 posts
~moderately bummed~: picklesnickles: How To Make... →
picklesnickles:
How To Make Love
halffizzbin:
cricketandperv:
violetsunnyklaus:
About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have…
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
i love this post every time
“When you first get back you’re filled with overwhelming emotion- anger. I guess...”
– Lt. Mike Scotti (via fuckkyeahafghanistann)
itsasecretbitches:
shehlovee:
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
this times a...
fishsticks-not-dicks:
sean-the-semi-random:
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February 2013
7 posts
Whoever reblogs this by February 28th will have...
“how did you lose your virginity?”
January 2013
35 posts
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together
“It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course....”
– You’re Not Making The Most Of Your 20s by Ryan O’Connell (via malheureu-x)
a thought
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
#GET IN LOSERS #WE’RE DOING SCIENCE
#SOLDIERPORN: SOLDIER STORIES: Veterans →
my-rambling-thoughts:
My grandfather served in the Vietnam War. He served as an aircraft personnel and then later after the war as an aircraft mechanic. His service and military pension allows him to receive the benefits of paid medical bills. With my grandmother being ill with cancer, and…
SOLDIER STORIES: AWOL transgender Marine receives... →
soldierporn:
(Article by Michelle Garcia, 15 JAN 2013)
A transgender woman who went AWOL from the Marines 31 years ago will be issued a discharge with honorable conditions from the military.
Elizabeth Tremblay entered the Marines in 1980 after learning she would be be trained in teletype communications, according to Maine’s Lewiston-Auburn Sun Journal. A year later, after her duties changed...
When I'm trying to make a decision...
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When my crush breaks up with her boyfriend...
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When I try to do something nice...
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When I'm on a plane and my ears won't pop...
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When a girl plays with my hair...
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The woes and the women until I won’t be forgiven for the way that I’m livin’.
